#''couldn't sleep''

[pacific-coast-hockey]

10 Sharkuda Free Agent Predictions because I can't sleep:

Mitch Marner and/or Leon Draisaitl to the Sharks

Henry Thrun's QO is $10m

Thomas Bordeleau's QO is $1m

Grier signs Jeff Skinner for a 1y/$5m and re-signs him in December for a 6x6

Grier wants to trade Vlasic. Vlasic submits his trade list: Dallas, Toronto, and New York (Rangers). Grier decides not to trade Vlasic.

Devin Cooley tests free agency and is snapped up on the second day by Minnesota.

Midway through Development Camp, Jmac says "man I can't do this no more" and leaves Jumbo in charge. Jmac retires to Santa Cruz where he learns to surf and how to roll the perfect joint.

Tanner Kaspick is re-signed to the Barracuda for 2 years. Jumbo gives him the C.

Jonathan Becher hires Tyson Barrie to run the Barracuda socials. Tyson Barrie exclusively uses "Sleep on the Floor" by The Lumineers for hype videos. Multiple players request buy-outs after the first week so that they can go back to college or home to their families. As players are bought out, Barrie is signed to an NHL contract. This was not his intention.

Henry Thrun signs his QO :) Logan Couture gratefully cedes the C to him and retires quietly. The Sharks make a surprising run at the playoffs and it comes down to the last game of the season, when the Sharks go head to head with Vegas, and in a shootout, Warsofsky puts Bordeleau in third....

[pbflutist]

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[wanderingibon]

[sanjiaftersex]

being a sanji fan is an intense experience because it takes you like 200 episodes to finally understand why sanji's eyes turned lifeless for a flickering moment at those words

[greenbergsays]

I'm going to say something that will make sense to the Fandom Olds and will probably be slightly controversial to the younger crowds, but I'm going to say it anyways

TPTB becoming increasingly aware of fandom and fanfiction over the past two-ish decades and thus, the spawning of the expectation of your ship going canon has ruined fandom a little bit

I mean, fandom does a great job of ruining itself a lot of the time, but this idea that a ship isn't "real" or "valid" if it isn't canon

or the idea that one ship is superior to the other because one is canon and the other isn't?

it's absolutely bananas

I grew up in an era of fandom where characters didn't even have to be from the same media source to ship them. I mean, do you know how many BtVS/HP crossover fics I read back in the early 2000s???

That shit was never gonna be canon, but we had fun with it, anyways

Like. Yeah, a lot of fanon speculation is bullshit, but it always has been and always will be. You have hundreds and/or thousands of people riffing off each other, the observations and the meta will always be deeper than what TPTB intended, and that's okay! That's what makes it fun!

I just think more people would be a lot happier in their fandom experiences if they realized that fandom is supposed to be an escape instead of a crusade

[iwasbored777]

The guy at the bar: Are you two gonna fuck or fight?

Wade and Logan, few hours later:

[hinamie]

cursed kids v2 ⚠️👹

i've been a jjk first years stan since day one and have been wanting to redraw the first art i did featuring the three of them

[drawthethingdoppelganger]

Muppets shit post

[drawsmaddy]

[ID: A digital drawing of Essek Thelyss from Critical Role. He is facing three quarters to the right with a neutral expression. He has shoulder length hair. End description.]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[sunderwight]

I love fics where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of Luo Binghe's wives, but consider:

Shen Yuan transmigrates into a female character who has never been mentioned as one of Luo Binghe's wives. However, he looks around, goes "I'm a beautiful woman in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way" and subsequently decides that he absolutely must be a wife. Alas, curses, what a horrifying fate for an extremely heterosexual young man (who was definitely a man yup except no longer alas), but there is just nothing for it now she's gotta marry Luo Binghe and have sex with him.

Shen Yuan: I can't believe you're FORCING me to marry Luo Binghe

The System: actually user doesn't have to--

Shen Yuan: C L E A R L Y as a beautiful woman I have NO alternative so even if you don't make it an express order, there is nothing else I can do!

The System: marrying the protagonist is not a requirement for--

Shen Yuan: NOTHING ELSE I CAN DO

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using

[sleepanonymous]

Legend has it if you listen to this soundcheck on repeat it will clear your skin, water your crops, and cure your depression. I hope this heals all of you like it has healed me.

[cyrafoam]

so. um-

*leaves this on the table and runs away*

[phantom-shell]

Vampworld Finn!! He tends to bring pillows he finds in abandoned homes back to the tank. He can't fall asleep at ALL without a pile- Thus, the pillow corner was created.

Pt.1, Next

[crispycreambacon]

Jesus came back and he brought trans people with him. Rejoyce.